What are you doing for Cinco De Mayo?  Well for starters, you need to get the actual date right……

cinco de mayo facebook status updateNow that we got that worked out, we know that TODAY is May 5th, CINCO DE MAYO!!! It is time to party!  Party like a……..

cinco de mayo mexican rockstarsYes, you must party like a Mexican rock star!  Put on your sombrero and down some margaritas!  It’s party time!

Aren’t there some Mexican Rockstars?  Isn’t that guy from M83 Mexican?  His name is Anthony Gonzales.  That name sounds very Mexican.  But, he does not qualify.  He is from France, so we can not count him as a real Mexican.

cinco de mayo carlos santanaOk, we found a real Mexican Rockstar!  Santana!  This Cinco De Mayo, make sure you get down to some “Oye Como Va” and “Black Magic Woman”

This Cinco De Mayo I am going to party like a Mexican Rockstar, get drunk on margaritas and sing Oye Como Va.

Cinco De Mayo

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Funny Facebook Status For Today! April 29th!

April 29, 2012

Hey, the funny facebook status of the day is the following.  It is kind of ironic and a wee bit sad.  But we love it none the less!  Please use this as your Facebook Status.  Your friends will love it!  Just post the video and do a quick copy and paste of the following: A […]

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Brian Mcknight is gonna show you how your McPussy Works!

April 25, 2012
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You might think that is Black Gumby, but no, it is the dude that is gonna show you how your pussy works.  Yes, that dude with the cool hair cut is Brian Mcknight. Many are giving Brian some McCrap for his new hit single: How Your Pussy Works (If You’re Ready To Learn) Personally I […]

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Super Saiyan Jaylen – Jacking Off To Facebook Song – Best Facebook Status Update EVER!

April 25, 2012
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Hello ladies! If you have not watched the Super Saiyan Jaylen song about Jackin’ It To The Facebook Biznatches, then you are truly missing out. C’mon, haven’t we all secretly wanted to take care of business to the beautiful ladies of Facebook? Bro, I can’t wait until you are much older. This video is going […]

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OMG! I am trapped on the escalator!

April 17, 2012
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Don’t you hate it when the power goes out when you are on the escalator? Yes super bright escalator girl, you win the Funny Facebook Status update of the day. Watch out for the moving walk ways at the airport, I heard about some guy who got stuck on them for days when the power […]

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Emily, you drive a Volvo.

April 16, 2012
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With any Facebook Status update, you just never know when it can go wrong. And in Emily’s case, it went way wrong. Yes Emily, we are all laughing at your pain. That is why we are making you the Funny Facebook Status of the day.

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It is official, Facebook is NOT for old people

April 12, 2012
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Someone needs to make a school or night class for the old people out there. I think it should be apart of the Facebook TOS. If you are over 50, and are trying to make an account, then you have to enroll in it. Just like most states require drivers over a certain age go […]

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Funny Easter Facebook Status That I Dare You To Post!

April 8, 2012
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Hey, do you have a great big pair of Cojones? If you do, or if you are just plain insane……. Go ahead and post these funny Easter Facebook status updates: Now for those of us that do not want to COMPLETELY tick off our relatives, we could post this Easter Facebook status: This is one […]

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Do not confuse your “Facebook Status Update Area” with Google Toolbar….

April 6, 2012
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Hey, that “Facebook Status Update Area” thing looks like my Google Toolbar… Yes, you should really make sure you know where you are typing BEFORE you hit the enter key. As far as funny Facebook status updates, this one takes the “cake”. That is, if “cake” is a double headed dildo Here is a tip […]

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When you have nothing to do……..

April 3, 2012
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How true is this? When it comes to a funny facebook status, this one is great. Please use as your status. How many times have you seen one of your friends put up a status update, and you think… “Wow, do they have anything better to do?” then you realize, that no, they do not.

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