Facebook Booty Call?

by admin on March 27, 2012

Facebook Booty CallROFL! Is your relationship status on Facebook listed as “It’s Complicated”? If so, you could be a booty call! I know, it is a harsh thing to say, but at some point you need to get yourself a reality check.

Does he only PM you to see if you can come over? Your relationship might be a Facebook Booty Call.

Does he not want to list you as his girlfriend? Well girl… time to wake up and realize that you might just be a Facebook Booty Call.

These days, dating is way more complicated than the past years. In the olden days, you actually had to socialize IN PERSON! Yes, that is correct, you had to go to Church, the bar, social events, and parties to meet people. Now all you need to do is go on Facebook or Craigslist and you get hooked up.

There is nothing wrong with being a Facebook booty call. Most girls do not want a real “relationship” until they get older. So it may suit you fine for right now.

But, for those who do not realize that they are just a booty call, you need to read the questions above again. Just like Jeff Foxworthy, who does all those stupid “you might be a redneck if” jokes, you need to assess your relationship. It all boils down to what he wants from you. Does he care about you? Or does he only want one thing from you?

If you determine that he is only using you for the booty call, then you need to throw him right out. No need to be disrespected. Kick that dooshe right out and on the curb.

There are plenty of nice men out there, that want to treat you right. If you have not found one yet, you need to look a little harder. Facebook is a great place to start :)

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