Hey, check out my new Ferrari, do you like it?
Yea dude, we all like your Ferrari, but do you HAVE to post 30 pictures of it? And do you HAVE to post something about it every day?
Then you have friends that play Bejeweled Blitz. For some reason, they have to post each and every star they get on Facebook. They want the world to know that they waste time at work playing this game. The “star” is a badge of laziness. Don’t hide it, we all know that you play it.
My favorite is all these virtual farmer’s out there. You know who you are. You play Farmville, and you forgot to turn off you Facebook feed. We all can see that you just played 10 hours of virtual farming.
I would have to say that all of those Facebook status updates make me laugh. The only one that would make me violent is the constant bragging. Like the Ferrari dude above.