Hey ladies!!! Calling all Wall Monitors!

by admin on March 28, 2012

Facebook StalkerHey you!

Facebook Stalker!

You say, “Who me?” Yes, I am talking to you. The one that monitors everyone’s wall, 24×7. If you are not the one, then you must have at least one friend in your circle that does this.

It does provide a lot of good gossip. When someone drops a great Facebook Status, you can’t help but comment on it. And it if is something extra juicy, like when someone goes to far and likes every single thing that is posted the very second it happens… Well, that is very psycho.

A Facebook stalker is a rare breed. They do not happen every day, but when it does happen, it is like a train wreck. You have to watch it in slow motion. Take in every detail.

I wonder if the great serial killers of the past would have done their work on Facebook. I am surprised we have not had one. I mean Craigslist already had their killer. Where is Facebook’s killer? I fell like they have been left behind. Isn’t that weird? They are the largest “Social Network” but they do not have a killer?

I think it will happen. I am sure that somewhere, there is a Facebook stalker, who is going to kill. Who knows, it may have happened already. That is why we need to protect ourselves from these crazy people.

That is why I am going to go into Facebook Protection. It will be a cross of Norton’s and The Mafia. Some kind of weird mash up, that will help people.

Keep safe out there and watch out for Facebook Stalkers!

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