I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
I have finally figured out why I can?t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, ?for extra volume and body.?
Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.
Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
I follow the quote, ?Always be true to yourself? because I only lie to others!